Smoke Inhalation

The above pictured bumper stickers were on the back of a Toyota Prius driven by a woman wearing a respirator. Yes, that's right, a respirator. We're talking a half-face blue poly face piece with pink/purple filtration units. Something like this:

Never a dull moment....

(I should also point out that the above mentioned Prius was later guilty of failing the zipper-merge test...the face mask must have obscured her view of the enormous white line in the pavement).

Today we're also giving a shout out to the red Volvo 850 (with the scraped off parking violation sticker) that was overheating as it went across the bridge. We let you cut in front of us, thinking that you were going to pull into the disabled vehicle lane. Instead, you remained oblivious to your impending break-down and ambled along your way.

Do us all a favor and pull over the next time smoke billows out from beneath the hood of your car.